PARKER
WILL AI
REPLACE YOU?
Drop your LinkedIn. We'll calculate exactly how fucked you are in the AI economy. Brutally honest. Zero filter.
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DROP YOUR LINKEDIN
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AI SCANS YOUR CAREER
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GET YOUR THREAT LEVEL
RECENTLY JUDGED
Data Analyst, 5 YOE8.4
“Your entire career is a for-loop that Claude runs for fun.”
Product Manager, 3 YOE6.1
“You turned 'being in meetings' into a fucking career path.”
Frontend Dev, 7 YOE7.8
“v0 does your entire sprint before you finish your standup.”
Marketing Manager, 4 YOE7.2
“Your growth strategy is just vibes with a Canva deck.”
UX Researcher, 6 YOE5.9
“You interview 8 users and call it science. AI reads 8 million.”
Financial Analyst, 5 YOE8.7
“Excel monkey with a finance degree. Both are deprecated.”
Recruiter, 3 YOE8.1
“You screen resumes for a living. That's literally what AI was built for.”
Content Writer, 4 YOE9.1
“ChatGPT doesn't need a coffee budget or a 'creative process'.”
Project Manager, 6 YOE6.5
“You track tasks. Jira tracks tasks. You're a fucking middleman.”
QA Engineer, 4 YOE7.5
“You find bugs manually. That's like washing dishes by hand in 2026.”